I'm Toby, a little black pony.

So, today, my girl decided to jump me really high. It was pretty fun, but she kept trying to make me go faster, and that's strange, right? I'm a hunter champion, not some scruffy little racing pony. So I corrected her, because of course, she had to be wrong. Slow and steady is the way to go. And then, she made me bend my head around to get a cookie. Can she not lean over to just give it to me. Gosh, humans are getting lazier and dumber every day.